135+ Pumpkin Puns for a Gourd Time

Orange you excited for some pumpkin puns? These gourd-geous jokes are sure to make you smile!

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From “gourd-geous” to “pumpkin spice and everything nice,” these puns are going to be un-be-leaf-able!

Playful Pumpkin Puns for Kids

Why was the pumpkin so good at sports? Because it had autumn-tastic moves!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
How do pumpkins celebrate Halloween? They have a gourd time!
What did the little pumpkin say to his big brother? I’m ahead of the carve!
Why was the pumpkin blushing? It saw the salad dressing!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
What did the pumpkin use to fix its clothes? A pumpkin patch!
How do you repair a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
Why are pumpkins so good at keeping secrets? They’re hollow inside!
Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get a little bit rounder!
What’s a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite Passover movie? Gourd of the Rings!
What did one pumpkin say to the other during the race? You’re ahead of the carve!
Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom!
What happens when you drop a pumpkin into a pond? It goes “plunkin!”
How do pumpkins apologize? They say, “Sorry for being so vine-y!”
Why can’t pumpkins be trusted? Because they’re always up to some squash-y business!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite way to travel? In the vine-ry lanes!
What do you call a pumpkin that’s bad at playing hide and seek? A peep-o’-lantern!
What do pumpkins do in the fall? They just gourd-ge themselves!
Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid ghosts? Because they can’t stand the boos!
How does a pumpkin listen to music? On vine-yl records!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite social event? A gourd-geous party!
Why did the pumpkin get a promotion? Because it always gives a pumpkin-credible performance!
How do pumpkins get around? They use the gourd-geous express!
What kind of jokes do pumpkins love? Pun-kins!
Why did the pumpkin fail its math test? Because it got too many pumpkin-tions!
What do you call a lazy pumpkin? A plumpkin!
What’s a spooky jack-o’-lantern’s favorite dessert? Boonilla ice cream!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the other gourd!

Gourdeous Pumpkin Puns for Couples

Our love is un-be-leaf-able, just like a pumpkin leaf!
You’re pumpkin-tastic, my better gourd half!
Let’s carve out some time together, pumpkin pie!
I only have pies for you, pumpkin darling!
We make a smashing pumpkin team!
You’re the spiciest pumpkin in my patch!
Won’t you be my boo-tiful pumpkin?
Loving you is always in sea-sun!
You gourd me hooked from the first moment!
You’re my pumpkin spice and everything nice!
Our love grows like pumpkins on a vine!
You’re the sweetest gourd I could ever have!
Together, we’re s-mashing!
You’re the pick of my pumpkin patch!
No ifs, ands, or guts about it, you’re the one for me!
I’ve fallen for you, gourdgeously so!
You’re the gourdeous face I want to see every day!
You’re the pumpkin to my latte!
You’re the jack to my lantern!
Let’s never squash our love!
You light up my life like a glowing jack-o’-lantern!
I’m batty about you, my pumpkin!
With you, every day is pumpkin-perfect!
Your love is like a giant pumpkin—immeasurable!
You melt my heart like pumpkin butter!
You’re my cute little punkin’!
Let’s carve out some fun together!
You’re my orange crush!
Our love shines brightly, like a jack-o-lantern in the night!

Creative Pumpkin Puns for Social Media

Feeling gourd-geous today!
I’m the pick of the pumpkin patch.
[Username] is hollow inside… just like a pumpkin!
Plump-kin season has arrived!
Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
I’m no squash, but I can pumpkin spice up your life!
The gourd vibes are strong with this one.
Squash goals: Be the cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Feelin’ vine and pumpkin-y fine!
Squash the negativity and spread pumpkin joy!
Orange you pumped for pumpkin season?
Stay pun-kin fresh, my friends!
Ready to cozy up and pumpkin snuggle!
My mood is like pumpkin spice: a bit spicy and a lot of nice!
To boo or not to boo, that’s the pumpkin!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To spice things up!
Feeling pumped-kin for the season!
Don’t gourd break my heart!
Like a pumpkin, I’m living my brightest life!
Have a fab-boo-lous pumpkin day!
Spice up your feed with a dash of pumpkin!
Living life with pumpkin cheer!
When life gives you pumpkins, make pie!
Let’s carve out some fun today!
I can’t even, it’s pumpkin season!
No tricks, just pumpkin treats!
I’m fall-ing for pumpkin everything!

Short and Sweet One-Liner Pumpkin Puns

Feeling gourd-geous with my pumpkin spice latte!
You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch!
I can’t help falling in gourd with you.
Orange you glad I brought pumpkins?
Life’s gourd when you have friends like you!
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about!
You’re simply the pumpkin of my eye.
Oh my gourd, you look amazing today!
Everything I do, I do it for the pumpkin spice!
Why was the pumpkin bad at sports? It kept getting smashed!
Let’s pumpkin roll into autumn together!
What do you call a pumpkin that works out? Jacked-o’-lantern!
Having a gourd time at the pumpkin fest!
Squash goals: Find the perfect pumpkin this fall!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
You and me? We make a smashing pair!
Pumpkin spice and a cozy night are just what I kneaded.
Why are you my pumpkin? Because you’re sweet as pie!
I’m feeling lucky as a pumpkin in the patch!
Time for a pumpkin party, you’re invited!
No need to rush—let’s take it pumpkin slow!
Orange you excited for pumpkin season?
Let’s carve out some fun this Halloween!
I’m just a little bit corny and a whole lot pumpkin!
Why did the pumpkin break up with the squash? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure!
My heart beats faster than a pumpkin spice latte being made!
Elegantly spicing up my life, one pumpkin at a time!
I’ve got a latte love for pumpkins!
I love pumpkin so much, it’s become my main squeeze!
Let’s carve out a night and pumpkin roll around town!
Feeling squashed? Let’s pumpkin-head to the spa!
Your smile is brighter than my jack-o’-lantern!
A match made in pumpkin heaven!
There’s no feeling like a pumpkin hugging its pumpkin patch!
Gettin’ cozy with my pumpkin pals.
Sip happens, especially when there’s pumpkin spice.
Is it just me, or are we having a squash-tastic time?
Just rollin’ with the pumpkins!

Halloween-inspired Pumpkin Puns

Why was the pumpkin a great detective? It always got to the bottom of things.
What type of plants do pumpkins grow? Pumpkin patches for spooky stitches!
What do you call a pumpkin at a party? A Hallo-queen!
Are you a vampire? Because I’ve been dying to carve out some fun with you this Halloween!
Why was the pumpkin late to the Halloween party? It couldn’t find its vine!
What did one pumpkin say to another at Halloween? You light up my night!
Why do pumpkins sit on porches at Halloween? They have gourdeous views!
How do pumpkins mend their clothes? With a pumpkin patch!
Why was Cinderella’s Halloween pumpkin carriage so fancy? It had the most boo-tiful design!
What does a pumpkin say after a scary story? That was a gourd one!
Why do pumpkins make the best friends around Halloween? They’re always full of spirit!
Why are pumpkins terrible at telling secrets? Because they always spill the pulp!
What did the pumpkin say when it was offered a costume? I’m already hauntingly handsome!
Why was the jack-o’-lantern so good at boxing? It had a killer right hook!
What did one pumpkin say to the other before the Halloween party? Let’s get this party started with a big squash!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of music during Halloween? Gourd-step!
Why did the ghost love the pumpkin? Because it gave it the creeps and the sweets!
When does a pumpkin listen to music? When it’s jamming to some spooky tunes!
Why do pumpkins love dinner parties? They enjoy gourd-giving times!
What did the pumpkin say on the big day? Let’s carve out some memories!
Why do pumpkins make great comedians? They always find the gourd in life!
What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
Why are pumpkins never lonely? They’ve always got a lot of vine connections!
What’s a pumpkin’s least favorite weather? Anything without a patch of sunshine!
Why did the pumpkin win the Halloween costume contest? It had a jack-o-lantern of a time wowing the judges!
How do pumpkins celebrate Halloween? By carving out a good time!

Family-friendly Pumpkin Puns for All Ages

Why did the pumpkin stay home? It didn’t want to squash its plans!
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd!
Why don’t pumpkins play hide and seek? Because they always show their true vines!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
How did the gourd feel after a big meal? Pumped up!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of music? Gourd-geous melodies!
Why was the pumpkin by the computer? It wanted to work on its “seeds”!
How do pumpkins get around? In vine cars!
What do you call a pumpkin that’s out of shape? A squash potato!
Why do pumpkins sit outside their house? So they don’t squash the furniture!
What did the pumpkin say to its crush? You make me feel gourd inside!
What sound does a pumpkin make when it’s relaxed? Ahhh-tumn!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the vine side!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
What’s a programmer’s favorite fruit? A JSON Pumpkin!
Why are pumpkins such great friends? They’re no fair weather “gourds”!
How do pumpkins greet each other in the morning? Good morning, bumpy!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of movie? Scream!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite treat? Gourd candy!
What did one pumpkin say to another? I’d squash anything to be with you!
How do pumpkins warm up in the winter? They put on their compote-ers!
Why did the pumpkin join the gym? It wanted to get abs of gourd!
What do you call a cheerful pumpkin? Jolly pumpkin-head!
What do pumpkins do for fun? Go to the movies and squash on popcorn!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie series? Lord of the Gourds!
Do you know what pumpkins say during a race? Gourd speed!
What’s a teacher pumpkin’s motto? Always gourd with kindness!
Why did the pumpkin go to school? To become a future leader, of a-gourd!
What’s the best way to mend a pumpkin patch? With vine therapy!
How do pumpkins have a spa day? They take a candle-lit jack-o-lantern bath!
What did the farmer say about the pumpkin harvest? It was vine and dandy!
What did the gourd say to the other when it won a prize? You’re the gourd standard!
What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A pun-kin!
Why does the pumpkin work well on a team? It knows how to squash competition kindly!
What was the ghost’s favorite vegetable? A boo-berry pumpkin!
What did the tomato say to the pumpkin? You’re a vine friend indeed!
Why do pumpkins do well in school? They always vine up on top!
What should a pumpkin’s New Year’s resolution be? To stay candle-lit and fit!
How do pumpkins stay so fit? Gourd work-outs!
What did the pumpkin cook in the kitchen? Its favorite squashini!
What did the little pumpkin want to be when it grew up? A big gourd in town!
Why are pumpkins great at acting? They’re always good, no matter the “gourd” role!

Remember, when life gets a bit squashy, just pumpkin-spice it up with some laughter! Keep it gourd and have a fang-tastic time until next harvest! ????????

Samar

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