180+ Bagel Puns to Start Your Day with a Smile

Bagels are on a roll with these pun-derful gems. From “hole-y” delights to “dough-lightful” treats, these puns are bread winners.

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“Bagel the cat’s meow” or “everything is bagel-tter with you,” there’s a pun for every mood. Get ready to laugh a “hole” lot!

Hilarious Bagel Jokes for Your Morning

You and I go together like cream cheese and bagels.
Feeling empty inside? You must be a bagel.
What’s my favorite type of music? Bagel rock!
Don’t worry, be happy, keep eating bagels.
Once you poppy, you can’t stop.
Bagels are the circle of loaf.
Breakfast isn’t complete without a bagel on the side.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon poppy seed bagels.
The love between a bagel and cream cheese is un-bread-ably strong.
Let’s have a bagel-tastic day.
Sour about nothing because I have bagels.
Bagels are the everything of carbohydrates.
No day is complete without a hole lot of bagels.
If you love bagels, I’m your biggest fan.
Bagels just dough my heart good.
Your friendship is the everything to my bagel.
Bagels are the yeast of my worries.
I’m on a roll with these bagels today.
Have a hole-hearted start to your morning.
This is the bagel that never ends.
Everything bagel, the original mixed tape.
Keep calm and eat bagels.
A bagel a day keeps the frown away.
My idea of heaven is a bagel with schmear.
Nothing but a bagel can fill this hole in my heart.
Bagels are how I roll.
You’re the hole package.
Every bagel has its day.
Bagels make the world a breader place.
Feeling crumby? You knead a bagel.
I’m on an all-time bagel high this morning!
A circle is just a bagel without the fun.
Bagels rise to every occasion.
Breakfast is always better with a round of bagels.
Let’s bagel some memories today.
Are we on a bagel date? Because I’m feeling the love.
Hello, bagel-icious!
Filling a bagel-shaped hole in my soul.
Olive you, bagel.
The bagels are coming, and boy, are they delicious!
Bakers gonna bake, bagels gonna bagel.
Bagels are my wake-up call.
Don’t worry, the bagels have your back.

Cheesy Puns for Bagel Lovers

Bagels and I have a hole lot in common: we’re both well-rounded.
Every morning, I’m on a roll with my bagel in hand.
Bagels are the true love of my bread life.
This bagel is bready for anything.
I knead bagels like I knead air to breathe.
Your bagel is what you cheddar believe in.
Let’s get this bagel party started, it’s the yeast I can do.
Feeling hole-y? Reach for a bagel!
Bagels make everything butter.
My bagel is on a roll with all these flavors.
Don’t worry, bagel happy!
Life is what you bake it, especially with bagels.
You’re me-salt to my bagel.
Bagels: where the hole is greater than the sum of its parts.
Why be plain when you can be everything?
Cream cheese and bagel—the ultimate duo.
Some bagels are just a little seedy.
There’s a bagel for every flavor of the day.
Got a problem? Let me be your bagel buddy.
This bagel is everything I’ve ever wanted.
It’s a beautiful day to bagel.
Keep calm and bagel on.
A true friend is like a bagel: always there to fill the hole in your life.
Bagel bliss is just a bite away.
Butter late than never when it comes to bagels.
When life gives you bagels, make them toasted.
Bagel therapy is the best kind.
You can’t always buy happiness, but you can buy bagels, and that’s pretty close.
One does not simply have just one bagel.
Bacon and bagels make a crackling duo.
Cheese and bagels make the world go round.
Bagels: always there when you knead them.
Every bagel has a silver lining of cream cheese.
Bagels really understand the hole situation.
A bagel in the hand is worth two in the toaster.

Everything Bagel Puns for Every Occasion

Everything bagel seasoning always knows how to spice up life.
A bagel without everything on it feels a bit plain.
Everything is better on a bagel, don’t you think?
This bagel is everything I ever wanted.
Bagels with everything bring everyone together.
Every time I see a bagel, I feel seasoned with joy.
Everything bagels are the toast of the town.
The best days start with everything on a bagel.
Bagel lovers know that everything makes it complete.
With an everything bagel, nothing else is needed.
Everything bagels are a whole new world of flavor.
A day without an everything bagel is a day without sunshine.
Everything you want is in this bagel.
In a world full of plain, be an everything.
Everything bagels are the seasoning of life.
Bagels are proof that everything can get along.
Every little thing about this bagel is delightful.
Why settle for less when you can have everything?
Bagel it all; you only live once.
This bagel is sprinkled with everything you love.
One bite of this bagel gives you everything you need.
Who knew that everything could be so simple?
The universe of flavors starts with an everything bagel.
Bagels with everything make life a bit zestier.
Everything is better shared with a bagel lover.
With an everything bagel, happiness is surely in the flavor.
Everything in moderation—except when it’s on a bagel.
This bagel is everything nice with a dash of spice.
Having everything on a bagel just makes sense.
Bagels bring every flavor to the table effortlessly.
It’s all or nothing with an everything bagel.
Every meeting should include an everything bagel.
An everything bagel is like a flavor carnival.
On today’s menu: Everything bagel bliss.
Everything bagels are hole-some and delicious.
In the end, bagels with everything have it all figured out.
Every bite of this bagel offers a surprise.
An everything bagel keeps me rolling happily.
Every morning is a fresh start with a bagel.
The everything bagel—where flavor truly comes alive.
Every day is bagel day when everything’s on it.
This bagel is basically my everything.
In the world of bagels, everything reigns supreme.
The best things in life are everything bagel-ed.
Every layer of this bagel is another delicious story.
Everything bagels—the whole package, all in one ring.

One-Liner Bagel Puns to Crack You Up

Life is what you bake it, so make it a bagel.
You’re on a roll with that bagel!
There’s nothing butter than a warm bagel.
Sliced to meet you, bagel!
Bagel mornings always have a hole lot of fun.
Don’t worry, be wheat happy.
A toasted bagel is my bread and butter.
Spread happiness, not just cream cheese.
You’re the cream of my wheat.
Every bagel needs a little dough-votion.
Feelings are breader when shared over a bagel.
Hole-y bagel, you’re pun-believable!
Doughn’t stop believin’ in the power of bagels.
Bagel-ieve in yourself!
Don’t go bacon my heart…unless it’s on a bagel.
Every bagel has its day.
That bagel is everything and more.
Keep calm and bagel on.
Bagels are my jam!
You’re the everything to my bagel.
Wheat think this bagel is delicious.
It’s not just any morning, it’s a bagel morning.
Bagel lovers never crumb-plain.
Bagel, I like the way you roll.
Bagel mornings just roll with it.
The bagel’s in your court.
Roll with it, life’s a bagel.
A balanced diet is a bagel in each hand.
Bagel feels are the best feels.
The cream always rises to the top of the bagel.
Warm bagels make for soft landings.
You’re un-bread-lievable!
Bagels: the circle of loaf.
Wheat do we have here?
Getting that bagel vibe just right.
The best things in life are bagel-shaped.
Bagel moments are what dreams are made of.
You’re the jam to my bagel.
Spreading the bagel cheer!
Bagels make the world go round.

Sweet & Savory Bagel Humor

You’re the lox to my bagel, making everything better.
Bagels are a hole lot of fun, especially with a schmear.
I like my bagels like I like my mornings, full of promise and cream cheese.
Life’s too short for plain bagels, add a little flavor.
Bagel lovers know the best things come in circle packages.
You’re my everything bagel, seasoned to perfection.
It’s hard to feel salty with a bagel in hand, but I manage.
Bagels are a twist on life that keep us rolling.
First, we bagel, then we take on the day.
Bagels: because every moment deserves a little warmth.
A bagel a day keeps the grumpiness away, or so they say.
The only ring I’m interested in is a freshly baked bagel.
In a world full of donuts, be a bagel – unapologetically unique.
Some mornings call for bagels; others call for extra bagels.
The bagel is always more satisfying on the other side of the counter.
Spreading joy, one bagel at a time.
Bagel time is sacred time, filled with dough-lightful moments.
Life without bagels is like an empty breakfast plate, incomplete.
Bagels have a way of turning mornings from bland to grand.
No need to feel guilty about a cheat meal if it involves a bagel.
Bagels are like hugs for your stomach, comforting and warm.
Every time I eat a bagel, I feel a little more well-rounded.
Bagels remind you that good things take time to rise.
Every bagel is a carb-loaded masterpiece, worth savoring slowly.
Bagels and coffee are like soulmates, perfect in harmony.
It’s always the right time for bagels, say the wise morning birds.
There’s no knot I’d rather tie than a bagel’s twist.
Bagels are life’s way of rolling out the fun in mornings.
Toasty bagels make even the gloomiest of days a little brighter.
Bagels: the only circles you should be running in.
The best part of waking up is a bagel in your cup… or on your plate.
A bagel a day keeps the hunger away, some say.
Life’s not perfect, but your bagel can be.
With bagels, you’re always on a roll.
The secret ingredient in life is a little more bagel.
Bagels make the daily grind taste a whole lot better.
Bite into a bagel and taste the circle of life.

Classic Bagel Puns with a Twist

Have a hole lot of fun with your morning bagel.
I’m on a roll with these bagels today.
Bagels always give me something to chew on.
Everything’s better on a bagel.
Let’s get this bread, or maybe a bagel instead.
These bagels are simply unbe-leaf-able!
A day without bagels is like a morning without sunshine.
Bagels: the ultimate power rings for breakfast.
Knead bagels in my life like I need air.
Filling my life with bagel-icious moments.
Just trying to keep things hole-some with these bagels.
This baker’s a-dough-rable for making these bagels.
Bagels are the ultimate morning wheel deal.
It’s a bit knotty how much I love bagels.
Having a crumby day? A bagel can turn it around.
Life’s batter with a bagel in hand.
Bite into the circle of trust with a fresh bagel.
Everything bagel is where all the fun sprinkles happen.
Rise and shine, there’s a bagel on the line.
Always happy to meet my match in a bagel.
Bagels are a dough-light unto themselves.
Poppin’ fresh bagels just make my day.
When in doubt, bagel it out.
Rolling with bagels because life is too plain without them.
Breakfast in style with a bunch of bagels.
Bagels: the real MVPs of the breakfast table.
Smear some happiness with every bagel bite.
Let’s toast to the awesomeness of bagels.
Bagel buddies are the best kind of friends.
Full circle moment every time I enjoy a bagel.
Spread the love, one bagel at a time.
Bagels are my wheelhouse of joy.
Bagel philosophy: keep it simple and delicious.
Bagels, because mornings need their hero.
Bagels, the breakfast that keeps on giving.
It’s always a bagel time somewhere.
Bagels are the dough-minion of good mornings.

Bagel Puns That Are in a Hole League of Their Own

You doughnut know how much I love bagels.
Feeling hole-some with a bagel right now.
Bagels make my world go round.
Feelin’ hole-y with this bagel in hand.
I’m on a roll with these bagels.
Let’s get this bread… and make it a bagel.
Bagels are just plane awesome.
Bagel lovers are on a roll.
I like big bagels and I cannot lie.
These bagels are everything to me.
Rollin’ with the best bagels in town.
This bagel is the yeast of my problems.
Bagels: the circle of loaf.
Take a bagel break, you’ve earned it.
Bagels: the hole truth and nothing but.
Feel the grain, love the bagel.
Let’s not make it a crumby morning.
Bagels: a-dough-rable breakfast option.
Bagels take the cake, and the cream cheese too.
Have a hole lot of fun with bagels.
It’s a bagel-y affair.
Crust me, bagels are the best.
Bagels bring out my inner roll model.
Bagels rise to the occasion.
You’re on a roll, keep bageling.
Bagels: where love and carbs meet.
I knead bagels like a hole in the head.
Bagels give me a ring of happiness.
Let’s get this bagel rolling.
Bagels: they’re un-bread-ably good.
Wake up and smell the bagels.
Feeling bready for a bagel today.
That’s how we roll in the bagel community.
Bagels: the original hole foods.
This bagel is dough-lightful.
Bagels are my jam, and cream cheese too.
Bagels hold the secrets to a good morning.
Let’s roll with these bagel vibes.
Bagels: making mornings hole-some.

You’ve got all the purr-fect bagel puns your heart can knead, so keep calm and bagel on! Whether you’re everything nice with a dash of spice or just a simple schmear, remember, the world is a breader place with you and your bagels!

Samar

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