152+ Wedding Puns: Celebrate Love with Every Laugh

Love is in the heir, and wedding puns are knot your average jokes. From “I do-nut want this day to end” to “You’re my butter half,” these puns are a match made in heaven.

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They can make any bride blush and the groom laugh. So, get ready to say “I dew” to some pun-filled fun!

Laugh Out Loud Wedding Puns

You’re the icing on my wedding cake!
You had me at ‘I do.’
Let’s tie the knot and never let it unravel.
You’re my happily ever after.
Two less fish in the sea!
Finally, the missing piece of my puzzle.
I love you a latte, and that’s the brew-th!
We’re going to nail this marriage thing.
It’s nacho ordinary wedding, it’s ours!
The best decision I’ve ever made was to marry you, paws down.
We make a great blend, just like gin and tonic.
This is just the beginning of our storybook romance.
You’re my partner in wine and life.
I’m nuts about being your hubby/wife.
Let’s toast to love that’s out of this swirl.
Forever sounds purrr-fect with you.
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
We’re the perfect matcha!
I’ve found my sole mate!
You’ve set the bar – the chocolate bar – really high!
We’ve made it official: we’re knot kidding around.
Your love is like a breath of fresh heir.
Love is supposed to be imperfect, just like my baking.
We’re the perfect pear.
Finally locking this love down with a ring!
Let’s be partners in wine, dine, and everything fine.
I knew you were the one from the very ‘first sight’!
Let’s grow old together and make the best soup out of life.
With you, my life is a fairy-tale—tale-spun and all.
We’ve officially sealed the deal, stealing each other’s hearts.
Our love is like guacamole, extra and always together.
We’re the toast with the most, cheers to us!
I’m soy glad to marry you, my Edamame!
Life with you is sweet as honey.
Your love is my cup of tea.
Our love story is the best tale ever told.
You’re the best catch of my life.
I’ll be your wingman forever, my dear.
We make perfect harmony, just like cookies and cream.
Your love has swept me off my feet!
Let’s taco ’bout our future together.
Married to you? It’s the zest decision ever!
With you, every day feels like Sundae.
I love you berry much!
We’re not just tying the knot; we’re tying our lives together.

Romantic and Witty: Love-Themed Wedding Puns

You two make a perfect pear.
We’re so fondue each other.
Lettuce romaine together forever.
Olive you so much, it’s un-brie-lievable.
We’re mint to be.
We make a great pair, like peanut butter and jelly.
My heart beets for you.
You make my heart skip a beet.
You whisk me off my feet.
You are my butter half.
I’m nuts about you.
You’re the apple of my eye.
We make the zest couple.
You are the milk to my cookies.
You are my main squeeze.
You’re my perfect matcha.
You are simply ear-resistible to me.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
You are the peanut to my butter.
We have a jam-packed life together.
You’re the cherry on top of my life.
Your love is soup-er.
We fit together like mac and cheese.
Your love is so sweet, it’s daisy-ing.
You’re my missing peas.
We go together like cupcakes and frosting.
You’re tea-riffic!
You’ve got a pizza my heart.
Your love is bouquet-tiful.
I will never dessert you.
You take the cake!
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
You and I are simply mint for each other.
You are my soup-er star.
Your love is as strong as my morning coffee.
We’re butter together.
My love for you is pot-less.
You’ve got me grate-ful.
Our love is kind of a big dill.
You are the avocado to my toast.
You don’t carrot all for my flaws.
You’re the lime to my coconut.
Your love has me over the moon and back.
You sweeten up my life.
You’re the berry best thing that ever happened to me.
Your love is my guiding star.
I love you a waffle lot.

Classic Wedding Puns to Share

It’s knot every day you find a love like this.
She’s truly tied the knotty girl in him.
He found the love of his life and she sealed the deal with a kiss.
Walking down the aisle just feels so right.
Two become one, and it feels like a match made in heaven.
Their love story has finally reached its happy ending.
This pair is just mint to be!
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of matrimony!
Their love is permanent, like their go-to dance move.
Officially off the market, and happily ever after!
They’ve made a lifetime vow, no backing out now!
Aisle be there for you, through thick or thin.
Love cones in many flavors, but this is the sweetest.
It’s a love-studded occasion, full of sparkle.
Finding someone to laugh at life’s punderful moments with – priceless.
Their love is like a bouquet, vibrant and everlasting.
Love is in the heir, and they’ve caught it!
They’re going to be s’more in love with each passing day.
He’s breaded to be her toast for life.
Two souls, one goal: wedded bliss.
Every tall tale has led them to this magical day.
They’re on cloud wine, toasting to forever.
Falling in love, like autumn leaves, so naturally.
This pair’s chemistry deserves a standing ovation.
Let the love bells chime, it’s their moment to shine.
They’ve caught the love bug, and there’s no cure in sight.
Their love will sail through any storm.
She egged him on, and now they’re two peas in a pod.
They’ve brewed a future full of happiness together.
Two hearts beating as one, perfectly in sync.
He’s grape-ful she’s the one he can call his vine.
Today’s the day they ring in their joy, together.
Their love is the icing on life’s cake.
Their love story is one for the books, a classic tale!
A love like theirs checks all the right boxes.
She’s the missing piece that he’s puzzle completed.
Their love is a-maize-ing, corny but true.
With every step, they’re dancing into forever.
This match is a royal flush, perfect hand in love.
A ring only seals the deal on a love that’s already priceless.
They’ve woven a life rich in love and laughter.
Love blossomed, and now it’s in full bloom.
Their union is golden and solid as a rock.
She’s his better half, and he’s her better whole.
Into the wild of marriage they go, side by side.
Their love is a lighthouse, guiding them safely home.
With every heartbeat, they’re starting a symphony together.

Quick Giggles: One-Liner Wedding Puns

He finally popped the question, so she sealed the deal.
Finding the perfect match was truly a piece of wedding cake.
Marriage is one ring to rule them all.
Love and laughter: a match made in heaven.
When he asked her to marry him, it was a real aisle moment.
You’re simply the zest—let’s toast to love with lemon and lime.
A wedding is like a beautiful knot, not a tangled mess.
His vows were so sweet, the cake felt jealous.
Their love isn’t a sprint, it’s a marathon with plenty of pit stops.
She found her missing piece, and now it’s official.
Let’s raise a glass to tying the knot without getting tangled.
Their love story is a bestseller with no need for a sequel.
Four tires and a marriage—always in love and always in drive.
Loving him was no accident; it was a planned trip.
Their love is like Wi-Fi: invisible but connects everyone.
They’ve got the whole world in their hands, and two rings on their fingers.
He’s the peanut butter to her jelly, and it’s smooth sailing from here.
Their relationship is an open book, and the new chapter begins today.
He found someone who’s not afraid to drive stick—his heart, that is.
She captured his heart, and he gave her the ring.
They’re forever linked and no need for a hyperlink.
Their love’s a hit, and so is the wedding playlist.
She’s the queen of his heart, and he finally crowned her.
Here’s to love, laughter, and their happily ever after.
Being together is their favorite exercise, with no gym membership required.
Two hearts, two rings, and one ever-lasting playlist of love.
They found their soulmate, and the shoe fit perfectly.
Not just a union, but a perfect collision of two hearts.
The wedding altar: love’s ultimate stage.
They tied the knot, and nothing ever came undone.
Her love was the lighthouse, and he was the perfect ship.
They found love in the aisle of the grocery store, and now in the wedding aisle.
Their love is the melody; the wedding is just lyrics.
He stole her heart and now owes her a lifetime.
He’s the butter to her bread, and the wedding’s the jam.
Forever is composed of two people and countless memories.
Together, they make perfect sense—and scents, too, with their matching perfumes.
Their love is an adventure; the wedding is the beginning of their itinerary.
They’re writing a love story with no need for a ghostwriter.
A perfect pair, sealed with a kiss and a ring.
She added his last name to the guest list.
Love isn’t a mystery; it’s a solved equation shared by both.
Their love is a dance floor, and the wedding is the first step.

Sweet and Cute Wedding Puns

I’m tie-dyeing the knot!
It’s knot your average day.
Our love is unbe-leaf-able.
This ring is a real gem.
We make the perfect pear.
We’re soda-lighted to be together!
Our hearts are bridal bound.
He’s the missing piece to my heart puzzle.
Our love is mint to be.
Olive you so much!
You take the cake, darling!
You’re the icing on my wedding cake.
We’re the best bouquet ever.
Let’s taco ’bout love.
We’re mer-made for each other!
Bee mine forever.
Love is in the heir.
We’re a matcha made in heaven.
Seal it with a kiss!
Your love is a breath of fresh heir.
Sole-mates, from this day forward.
I’ve found my lobster.
We’re going to live appley ever after.
Our love can’t be beet.
We clicked at first sight
Love is a fairy tale come true.
You make me laugh latte!
Choco-lot kiss and hugs for you.
You’re as sweet as pie.
Let’s shell-ebrate together.
Love at frost sight!
You are my cup of tea.
You’re the book to my cover.
We have a gouda time together.
Our love is phe-nest-omenal.
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
Love like no otter!
You’re the one I want, the one I knead.
You and me: a perfect blend.
We’re the zest of friends.
You’re my forever knot.
We make a pear-fect pair.
I’m nuts about you!
You’re berry special to me.
We’re in it for the long haul.
No bunny compares to you.
We’re like bread and butter together.
You’re the jam to my toast.

Playful Ceremony Puns for Invitations

Join us in tying the knot and sticking around for the party!
We’re knot kidding, it’s a big deal!
We found the one we want to annoy forever!
Are you ready to witness our epic dance floor moves?
It’s a love story, and you’re invited to the latest chapter!
Sparks are flying, and we’re not just talking about the fireworks!
Come for the vows, stay for the cake!
We’re taking the plunge; holding hands is mandatory!
It’ll be a day of bubbly and love that will leave you in high spirits!
We’re making it official—join the celebration!
Caution: Dance floor will be sizzling with our moves!
It’s a love-fueled fiesta—don’t miss out!
Expect laughter, love, and a bit of awkward dancing!
Our promise to you: love, laughter, and cake!
We’re sealing the deal with a kiss—witness required!
Join us for a day that’s more magical than a unicorn!
We met—we matched—and now we’re marrying!
It’s a big day, and you’re on the guest list!
The party doesn’t start until you walk in!
We’re going from miss to Mrs.!
Come for the couple, stay for the fun!
We’re tying the knot, so come untangle the fun!
Clink glasses with us as we say “I do!”
We’ll be there in white and black tie, how about you?
Our love is forever; this invite is for today!
Prepare for a wedding that’s a whole latte love!
Bouquets will be tossed, and dances will be danced!
Witness our vows in style—bring your best shoes for dancing!
Help us say “I do” while we party all night through!
It’s a wedding you won’t want to miss, trust us on this!

Reception Fun: Toast-Worthy Wedding Puns

I’m just here for the cake and eternal love.
You two are the perfect pear.
Let’s taco ‘bout how awesome this couple is.
You two stole a pizza my heart.
In case you haven’t noticed, this wedding is un-brie-lievably amazing.
Marriage is a piece of cake, they said.
Lettuce celebrate the couple’s love!
The couple is absolutely grape together.
This pair is truly egg-cellent.
Weddings are nacho average party.
Shell-ebrate a love that’s off the charts!
I’m soy excited for this wedding!
The icing on this wedding cake is pure love.
This couple has quite a jam-packed future ahead of them!
What a tea-riffic wedding for a brew-tiful couple!
You guys are simply made for each other, no ‘butter’ way to say it.
Wishing you both a lifetime of s’more love.
Love is in the air, and it smells like cake.
You’ve made a matcha in heaven.
To the couple who always seems to rise to the occasion.
The knot is tied, and it’s a bow-tiful thing.
Batter together than apart.
Here’s to a love that can’t beet!
You guys are mint to be!
They’re raisin the bar for happy couples everywhere.
Wishing you a latte of love and happiness.
Your wedding is the cherry on top of a sweet romance.
It’s o-fish-al, they’re married!
Glad to ketchup with everyone at this celebration.
This day is gouda be amazing!
The love between you is brew-tiful and strong.
May your love be as strong as a good cup of coffee.
Love like yours can’t be beet.
A toast to love, laughter, and happily ever after.
What an egg-stravagant celebration!
Cheers to a gouda life together.
Wishing you endless love and giggles together.
This wedding is the zest!
Love is sweet, and so is this day.
Wishing you both a beautiful blend of everything happy.
This reception is jam-packed with love.
They found each other and it was love at first bite.
Love you berry much!
May your life together be filled with ale the happiness.
Here’s to a lifetime of adventures and a sprinkle of love.

May your marriage be filled with laughter and your life together be pun-believable! Here’s to a love that’s knot your average story.

Samar

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